1 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:14,114 [laughter] 2 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:16,282 ‐ [laughing] What are we laughing at? 3 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:17,751 Is it Cyril? 4 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:19,553 ‐ That's a very limited edition 5 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,387 only available at the plantation. 6 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:22,789 Oh! Hey, Archer! 7 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,625 ‐ Barry! [gunshots] 8 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,727 - [shrieks] - Archer, no! 9 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,261 ‐ [groaning] ‐ Damn it, Archer. 10 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:30,263 ‐ Aw, my sipping tequila. 11 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:32,465 ‐ New rule: No more office gun play. 12 00:00:32,498 --> 00:00:33,767 ‐ Fine by me. 13 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,570 Knives and chains are so much more intimate. 14 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,438 - You know you got shot, right? - [scoffs] 15 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:41,107 For your information, this is a prior wound. 16 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:42,609 ‐ Ow. Did I get him? 17 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,845 ‐ Ooh. You sure did, bud. 18 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,747 Great grouping. Let me help you up. 19 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,282 ‐ No, I don't need help from my sworn enemy 20 00:00:49,315 --> 00:00:50,517 who by the way, 21 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,328 anyone else should feel free to start shooting. 22 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:53,453 [groans] 23 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:54,821 ‐ Up goes my buddy. 24 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,356 ‐ Not your buddy! 25 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,424 Mother, what the hell is happening? 26 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,460 ‐ Barry works for us now. 27 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:01,662 - What!? - Look. 28 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:04,330 Barry is a very valuable team member. 29 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:07,100 - He saved my life in Morocco. - And then you saved me 30 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:09,469 from that counterfeit Moroccan rug dealer. 31 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,605 - You shopped with him? - And more! 32 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,674 He's my emergency contact. 33 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:16,342 ‐ Did not know that, but I will honor the responsibility. 34 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,344 ‐ Seriously? One three year coma, 35 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:19,856 and you're all best friends with the man 36 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,849 who killed my fiancée and seduced her cyborg form? 37 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:25,886 ‐ Well, technically, she killed herself trying to kill me, 38 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,387 but I get where you're coming from. 39 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:31,391 So allow me to say I am Barry, Barry sorry. 40 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,194 ‐ [laughs sarcastically] Then allow me to say good‐bye. 41 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,729 [electrical sparking] Ah, damn. 42 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,839 That was supposed to electrocute you. 43 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:38,732 - Hang on. - Look, 44 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:39,833 I know we have a history, 45 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:42,368 but after you reconnected me with my mom, 46 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,337 I started working on myself, 47 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:48,141 went to therapy, cut the toxic elements out of my life. 48 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:50,310 I haven't seen Katya‐‐ [electrical sparking] 49 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:53,246 Or talked to Other Barry in two years. 50 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,448 Also, my circuits are shielded 51 00:01:55,481 --> 00:01:58,585 against anything short of an EMP, so go nuts. 52 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,554 ‐ Oh, I plan to Barry. 53 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:03,724 About this obvious and inevitable double cross. 54 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:06,860 ‐ Then it's a good thing you're going on the mission with him. 55 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:09,530 - Barry? - He has briefing power? 56 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,164 Barry: Our target‐‐ Archer: No shit! 57 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:13,534 ‐ Shh. The movie's starting. 58 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:16,603 ‐ Our target is a KGB factory 59 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,673 that is currently using my DNA and schematics 60 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:23,243 to crank out hundreds of handsome devils just like me. 61 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,712 Our mission is to infiltrate the factory 62 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,648 and destroy the bots. Any questions? 63 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,183 ‐ Doooouble cross. 64 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:31,552 ‐ Technically, a statement. 65 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,754 ‐ You're technically an egg with glasses. 66 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:36,857 - Sorry, have a candy bar. - Thanks? 67 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:40,460 ‐ Barry wants me to lead a team to a factory full of Barrys, 68 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,596 where we'll be surrounded by Barrys, 69 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:44,965 at which point he'll help us destroy the Barrys 70 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,901 instead of letting them kill us in an obvious double cross? 71 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,402 ‐ Hey, you listened to the briefing. 72 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:50,971 ‐ Out of pure outrage. 73 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,406 ‐ Although, technically, I'm team leader on this mission. 74 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:54,775 ‐ What!? 75 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,611 [laughs] I'm getting a fury tremor. 76 00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:59,412 That's how angry I am right now. 77 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:01,748 ‐ Use it. Because if we fail, 78 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,585 a plague of Barry‐Bots will sweep the Earth, 79 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,787 enslaving all of mankind. 80 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,523 ‐ Which I bet you would just hate. 81 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:10,957 Isn't that right, Barry? 82 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,893 ‐ Absotively. 83 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,728 [electrical whirring] 84 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,663 [sinister music] 85 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,633 [main title theme] 86 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:26,607 ♪ ♪ 87 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,370 to go to stupid Russia 88 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,573 with stupid Barry to get stupid betrayed. 89 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:02,576 ‐ He sounds positively dreadful, sir. 90 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:05,478 ‐ Sounds? Alcott, do you not know my entire backstory? 91 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,881 ‐ I catch on quickly, sir. I'm trained in‐‐ 92 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,917 ‐ Unacceptable excuses? I know, Alcott. 93 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,786 But a good valet knows backstory. 94 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:16,590 And doesn't pack wool socks for Russia in May. 95 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,659 What the‐‐? Is that Reggie? 96 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,627 Alcott, did you seriously not feed this lemur 97 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,328 for the three years I was in a coma? 98 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:25,331 ‐ Sir, I only entered your employ this morning. 99 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:26,633 So I don't‐‐ 100 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,035 ‐ Understand the concept of animal cruelty? 101 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,504 Obviously, Alcott. 102 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:33,740 Move this dead lemur and arrange for a funeral. 103 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,042 ‐ [snarls] ‐ [shouting] 104 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,745 ‐ [laughs] Holy shit. 105 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:42,415 Reggie, you're alive. 106 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:43,784 Thank you, Alcott. 107 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,619 You know with this whole Barry thing, 108 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,521 I definitely needed a laugh. 109 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:49,055 ‐ [shouting] ‐ But obviously, 110 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:51,024 after you clean up, you're fired. 111 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,694 ‐ Which is why I'm done fooling around! 112 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,361 ‐ And you want us to fool around! 113 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,697 ‐ Permission! 114 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,932 ‐ I want your help. 115 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,801 Sterling's going through valets 116 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,403 like a bullet through tropical mahogany. 117 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,972 We're taking over the interview process 118 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,542 until we find an ideal candidate. 119 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:10,443 ‐ [groans] That's why they're here? 120 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,913 - Why else would they be here? - I don't know. 121 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:15,415 You see a line of suited men outside an office 122 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:19,385 with blinds that go all the way down, you start to hope‐‐ 123 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,555 ‐ That you don't finish that sentence? 124 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,657 ‐ Send in the first candidate. 125 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,091 ‐ Good morning, ma'ams. 126 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,794 - Charmed. - Yeah, how you doing? 127 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,730 ‐ Rank the grades of cashmere. 128 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,865 ‐ [clears throat] Grade A combed, 129 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:35,536 grade A sheared, grade B white on white combed‐‐ 130 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:38,839 ‐ Skipping right over grade A sheared Mongolian goat. 131 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,575 - No, wait! - Get out. 132 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:44,444 Barry: Right now? At 20,000 feet? 133 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:45,979 ‐ I don't know the exact height, 134 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,081 but just get out and then die. 135 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:50,016 ‐ You know the fall wouldn't kill me, right? 136 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,418 ‐ A plane crashing into you might. 137 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,855 ‐ Hey! We are not crashing the plane. 138 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,156 That's an order. 139 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,091 ‐ That you're relaying from someone who matters? 140 00:05:58,124 --> 00:05:59,860 ‐ But, I'm team leader! 141 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,595 ‐ Archer, will you close the damn door? 142 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,997 ‐ Only when you open your mind 143 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,166 about this predictable betrayal! 144 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,870 ‐ Bud, I know this coma thing has your head spinning. 145 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,105 Heck, it was tough on all of us, 146 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:15,876 seeing you in that hospital bed, all wired and tubed up. 147 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:20,013 ‐ ♪ Estas son las mañanitas ♪ 148 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:24,618 ♪ Que cantaba el rey David ♪ 149 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:28,121 ♪ Hoy por ser día de tu santo ♪ 150 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:32,458 ♪ te las cantamos a ti ♪ 151 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:34,861 Bud. 152 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,496 ‐ He came to the hospital!? 153 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:39,165 ‐ Hey, do you remember the song I sang to you? 154 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,867 ‐ No! Lana, 155 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:44,004 were you there during this obvious security violation? 156 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,673 ‐ You were asleep. I was getting married. 157 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,642 ‐ Yeah, and if you'd been guarding me, 158 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,143 you wouldn't have had to settle 159 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:54,047 for your May late, late, late December romance. 160 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,949 ‐ Didn't settle. Deeply in love. 161 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,884 - Focus on the mission. - Right. 162 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,921 The infiltration plan has three distinct stages. 163 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,790 ‐ Cyril, shut up, we're focusing on the mission. 164 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,660 Sorry, that was rude. Candy bar? 165 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:09,663 ‐ Why do you keep insulting me and then giving me a candy bar? 166 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,173 - Are you trying to ruin my diet? - [laughs] 167 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:14,535 No, I just happen to have a lot of candy bars 168 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,803 and separately, I don't respect you. 169 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,540 ‐ Food has no power over me. 170 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,542 - [chuckles] - Hey, don't laugh with me. 171 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:24,578 Or at me. Which reminds me, Lana, 172 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,847 how do you bang your old husband without‐‐ 173 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,049 ‐ Oh, look. It's the drop zone. 174 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,085 ‐ Jokes on you, Lana. 175 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:35,522 I'm gonna use the drop to think of a better insult! 176 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:36,923 ‐ Bud! 177 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,837 You really shouldn't be landing on that bad leg! 178 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:43,530 - [alarm sounds] - All right, let's roll out. 179 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:47,601 ‐ And you're sure this is Dead Sea mud? 180 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,537 It feels suspiciously domestic. 181 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,806 ‐ Come on, what the heck does a mud mask 182 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,741 have to do with being Archer's valet? 183 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:57,711 ‐ Obviously, I'll be at his apartment from time to time. 184 00:07:57,744 --> 00:07:59,846 My needs are his needs. 185 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,082 Speaking of... 186 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,618 ‐ But Archer doesn't care about mud masks. 187 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,953 The man just came out of a damn coma. 188 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:11,124 He needs a confidant, someone he'll respect, someone‐‐ 189 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,126 ‐ Who won't snap and murder everyone? 190 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,863 - Is that a common issue? - Like you wouldn't believe. 191 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,031 When I was a kid, 192 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:21,134 my horse butler went crazy for no reason. 193 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,604 [idyllic music] [humming] 194 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:24,738 ‐ [shouts] 195 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,107 [shouts] [angrily breathing] 196 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,274 [horse whinnies] 197 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:31,044 ‐ Jesus! You darted an employee? 198 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,579 ‐ I liked him. 199 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,615 Anyway, he burned down our summer mansion 200 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,116 and killed my cousins with a hatchet 201 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,251 when they tried to escape the inferno. 202 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,887 I got away on my horse, thank god. 203 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,932 Anyway, we need to push these guys to the breaking point 204 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,858 to make sure they aren't weak or murderers. 205 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:48,595 About time, you giraffe‐necked son of a bitch! 206 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:49,763 [footsteps trail off] 207 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:54,000 We won't be requiring his services. 208 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,302 [espionage music] 209 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:59,172 ‐ Hey, you said this outpost wouldn't be guarded. 210 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,741 ‐ Looks like they upgraded. 211 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,743 ‐ So, like, the opposite of Lana. 212 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,344 ‐ [groans] ‐ People, focus. 213 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,046 We need a new plan. 214 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,881 Now these bushes should be enough cover 215 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,091 to flank the guards from either‐‐ 216 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:10,817 ‐ Cyril, stop acting like you're in charge. 217 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:13,053 - I am in charge. - He whimpered. 218 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,055 ‐ Look, it's a Barry‐Bot factory. 219 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,323 I'm Barry. I blend. 220 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,225 - I'll go handle it. - Right. 221 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,294 By telling them our exact locations, 222 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:24,197 so they can firebomb this very explodable bush? 223 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,033 ‐ For the last time, bud, not gonna betray you. 224 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,203 ‐ I know, not‐bud, because I'm going with you. 225 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,639 ‐ That defeats the purpose of me going up at all. 226 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:35,075 ‐ Both of you, be quiet. Team leader. 227 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,843 We're flanking, end of story. 228 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,912 ‐ We will absolutely do that, 229 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,681 right after you eat this candy bar. 230 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,650 ‐ I‐‐I‐‐I'm not going to eat this. 231 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,918 ‐ Do not care. 232 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,320 - Oi! - Easy. 233 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:48,855 Just out for a perimeter check. 234 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,357 ‐ Yeah, and I'm a different Barry‐Bot. 235 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,994 They wanted to try making one handsome. 236 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,729 ‐ If you are bot, show us circuits. 237 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,664 ‐ Shit. You guys are good. 238 00:09:58,364 --> 00:09:59,365 He's a bomb! 239 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:02,335 [gunshots] 240 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:07,340 ‐ Flanking action! 241 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:10,677 ‐ Hey, man, can you not shoot your gun so close to my penis? 242 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,378 - Like it matters? - Oh, it matters. 243 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,981 - Jesus Christ. - I know. 244 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,159 Cyril, you're supposed to kill the guard, not play sex games. 245 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:18,819 ‐ Ugh, we've been over this. 246 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,254 The agency doesn't kill anymore, jackass. 247 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,889 ‐ I thought you were kidding about that. 248 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,134 ‐ These guards can't help that they were born into poverty 249 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,426 and their only career option 250 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,428 was to guard a killer robot factory. 251 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,831 In America, this man might be a grocer. 252 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,866 ‐ Hey. My father is grocer. 253 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,267 ‐ You're shitting me. 254 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,245 So now, in addition to the inevitable double cross, 255 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,772 I have to deal with Irving Klaw over here 256 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,875 - pleasuring every guard we see? - I'm just going by the book. 257 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,409 ‐ And I respect that Cyril. 258 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,846 Hey, maybe we should leave him a map 259 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,881 for where we're going for when he gets free, right? 260 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:50,150 ‐ [laughs] Right? 261 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,152 Candy bar! You know why. 262 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,187 ‐ [sighs] Lana. 263 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,189 No one's respecting that I'm in charge. 264 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:59,025 ‐ Have you tried whining more? 265 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,828 [somber music] 266 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,297 ‐ Hey, are you going to eat that? 267 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,938 I'm just saying, what happens when you run out of rope? 268 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,040 ‐ I also have zip ties. 269 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,376 ‐ And that'll be great for when the guards shoot you 270 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,745 and then eventually organize their computer cables. 271 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:19,980 ‐ [laughs] 272 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,815 I hate him, but he definitely got you. 273 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,316 Lana, did you hear Barry get Cyril? 274 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,951 [unwrapping] 275 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:28,789 - Is that a candy bar? - No‐‐it's an energy bar. 276 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,966 ‐ Whatever. I don't like this. 277 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,424 Where are all the guards? 278 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:34,394 ‐ Technically, it's a guard making factory, so, everywhere? 279 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,162 Oh, that reminds me. 280 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,040 What's the plan for when we're surrounded by Barrys, 281 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,966 and we lose track of our Barry 282 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,035 and all the Barrys say they're our Barry? 283 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,770 ‐ That won't happen. Wait. 284 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:44,938 [Will that happen?] 285 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,306 ‐ It actually does seem possible. 286 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,441 ‐ And annoyingly farcical. 287 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,252 ‐ Well, you could draw a little dot on my cheek, 288 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,453 like they do to new born babies‐‐ 289 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,880 [shouts] Are you frick‐‐ 290 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,782 are you frikkin' kidding me? 291 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,985 - What the shit, Archer? - A dot could wash off, Lana. 292 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,453 ‐ It's my god damn‐‐ 293 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,790 Easy, Barry, don't go back down that dark dark hole. 294 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,126 [breathes] It's a good idea, bud. 295 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,762 I sort of wish you didn't chop off the hand 296 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,463 with the high‐powered laser. 297 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,298 ‐ All right, 298 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:15,368 you get this back after the mission if you don't betray us. 299 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,538 ‐ Looks like the mainframe is up this way. 300 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,072 That's where we can upload the virus 301 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,507 to deactivate the Barry‐Bots. 302 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,142 ‐ Mm‐mmm. Not happening. 303 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,309 ‐ Seriously? 304 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,245 It's one thing to question my authority, 305 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,981 it's another to reject the mission itself. 306 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,449 ‐ Cyril, I mean it's not happening 307 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,418 because you have to go catch that guard you refuse to kill. 308 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,188 ‐ Jeezy Petes. Those were good knots! 309 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,499 ‐ Don't worry about it. We'll get him. 310 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,559 - Head for the mainframe. - Barry's hand says... 311 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:39,893 [laser zaps] Whoa! 312 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,529 Man, you weren't kidding about the laser. 313 00:12:42,563 --> 00:12:44,831 ‐ I never do. Is 20 enough? 314 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:45,999 ‐ What is this? 315 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,544 ‐ The perfect way to calibrate my lasers 316 00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:49,970 with non‐bovine subjects. Duh. 317 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,806 ‐ And the world's first valet obstacle course! 318 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,375 ‐ First, they have to make a black Manhattan, 319 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,410 then press this linen suit, 320 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:01,281 then they have to carry both down this hallway of lasers. 321 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,984 ‐ If these amateurs can handle it. 322 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,087 Unlike my harpsichord teacher, who snapped for no reason. 323 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,422 [harpsichord music] 324 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,557 ‐ [shrieks] 325 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,162 ‐ You're all insane. 326 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,540 Archer didn't reject his new valets 327 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,133 because they can't make drinks or fight lasers‐‐ 328 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,969 ‐ Speaking of, are these lasers deadly? 329 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,470 ‐ Oh my, no. 330 00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,139 - [laser zaps] - [shrieks] 331 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,274 ‐ But it is a very serious burn. 332 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,143 [tense music] 333 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:33,547 [gunshots] 334 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:37,518 ‐ Hard not to take the crotch shots personally. 335 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:41,354 ‐ Oh, no, I intended them to be very very personal. 336 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,957 That's why I'm shooting the dick. 337 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,192 ‐ Well, that's another way you can tell us apart, 338 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,995 especially since these Barrys look nothing like me. 339 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,998 ‐ Yeah, my bad, but you still can't have your hand back. 340 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,635 ‐ Speaking of, how's the physical therapy going? 341 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,036 ‐ Good, I guess. 342 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,571 I mean, no one else has even asked. 343 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,541 But last week I‐‐ I did my first roundhouse kick. 344 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,042 It's dumb, but‐‐ 345 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,544 ‐ Hey. 346 00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:05,946 Look at me. It's not dumb, bud. 347 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,281 - Good for you. - Yeah, it is good for me. 348 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,183 Uh, thanks. 349 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,152 You idiot. [gunshot] 350 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,487 ‐ Why am I the idiot? It's protocol. 351 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,922 ‐ It's protocol not to kill them. 352 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,423 We can still knock people out. 353 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,993 ‐ You know, new studies show that is really bad for them. 354 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,995 - Very considerate. - Shut up! 355 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,006 ‐ Lana, how many times did you visit me in the hospital? 356 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,100 - Because Barry came eight times. - Not doing this. 357 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,368 ‐ Did you upload the virus? 358 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,470 ‐ Not yet, but you can't handle one guard, 359 00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,405 so we're both slacking. 360 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,175 ‐ Dang it. 361 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,644 - So how many Lana? - Where is the virus, Archer? 362 00:14:37,678 --> 00:14:39,445 ‐ I don't know. Barry's handling it. 363 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,682 [threatening music] 364 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:45,051 ‐ Sure could use that laser hand. 365 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,987 [lasers zapping] Cheryl: Look at him go! 366 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,122 ‐ Krieger, let's make it a real test. 367 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,424 ‐ Increasing laser randomization 368 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:55,095 to nightclub mode. [lasers zapping rapidly] 369 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,532 ‐ You can't do it! No one believes in you! 370 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,936 - Adequate. - For who? 371 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,506 Do you people even know why Archer loved Woodhouse? 372 00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:08,474 Sure he knew his shit, but he'd also done shit. 373 00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:11,712 And you can't find that with tests about premium cashmere 374 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,548 from psychopaths who just want to watch the world burn! 375 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,182 ‐ I don't need to watch the world burn. 376 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,951 I'm all about the smell. 377 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:21,021 ‐ Pop quiz, hot shot: Archer's got three ladies at his place, 378 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,223 but they all have nose‐based urges, 379 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,325 but the bathroom is occupied by Archer's mother, 380 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,027 who spilled Archer's nacho delivery 381 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,030 on her grade C cashmere. What do you do? 382 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,532 ‐ Obviously, I would keep the women 383 00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:33,166 separated long enough to‐‐ 384 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,635 ‐ [imitates buzzer] Cheryl? 385 00:15:35,736 --> 00:15:37,638 ‐ All right, who's next? 386 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,274 ‐ Uh, is no valet an option? 387 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,110 ‐ No, it's not an option. It was the first thing I tried. 388 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,247 ‐ It just feels like you could talk one Barry to another. 389 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,250 - Right, Chainsaw Barry? - [electronic screech] 390 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,153 - Okay, not a talker. - Use the laser hand. 391 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,724 - [grunting] - This is for your own good! 392 00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:00,393 ‐ Cyril, stop screwing around and throw me the hand. 393 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,595 ‐ I'm a little busy! 394 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,196 ‐ Leading this whole mission 395 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,531 down an inferior Russian toilet? 396 00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:07,000 - I agree. - I get it. 397 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:10,003 I'm the worst team leader in the history of team leaders. 398 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,005 ‐ Well, knowing is half the battle. 399 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,674 ‐ I honestly forgot he was team leader. 400 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,108 ‐ [angrily] Enough! 401 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,277 [electronic zaps] 402 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,245 [heavy breathing] 403 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,414 ‐ Holy sociopath, Cyril. 404 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,749 ‐ What? 405 00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:24,718 You wanted me to kill the guy this whole time. 406 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,452 I showed strength! 407 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,455 ‐ Yeah, but you don't kill an unarmed, poorly tied up man 408 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,657 to prove a point. 409 00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:33,093 ‐ Yeah, pretty grim stuff, Cyril. 410 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,362 ‐ Ooh, I hope these four little girls are just his friends, 411 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,131 but the resemblance is uncanny. 412 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,433 ‐ It's not‐‐ I was following‐‐ 413 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,402 why didn't you go to work at the grocery store? 414 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,505 [crying] 415 00:16:44,538 --> 00:16:47,173 ‐ The virus is uploading, but there's a problem. 416 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:50,043 ‐ You want Cyril to tie it up and snap its neck? 417 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,613 ‐ It looks like the Barry‐Bot system has a failsafe. 418 00:16:52,646 --> 00:16:54,114 [mechanical clunking] 419 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,150 [metal creaking] 420 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,053 [sinister music] 421 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:01,822 ‐ What is it? 422 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,356 ♪ ♪ 423 00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:09,796 [mechanical whirring] 424 00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,766 [suspenseful music] 425 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,268 ♪ ♪ 426 00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,837 ‐ [laughs] Chef Barry? 427 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,572 Who designed these? 428 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,674 Oh, sorry. Is this weird for you? 429 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,809 ‐ Yeah. Weirdly therapeutic. 430 00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:24,310 ‐ Lana, how's it going 431 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,822 with the slowest virus upload in history? 432 00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:29,750 ‐ I don't control the upload, you dick! 433 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,417 ‐ Well, you do control your attitude, 434 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,854 which honestly has been really insensitive. 435 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,421 ‐ Me? 436 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,333 You haven't eased off my husband since you woke up. 437 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,792 ‐ I'm allowed to be insensitive. 438 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,561 I just woke up from a coma. 439 00:17:40,594 --> 00:17:43,463 Which, now that I think about it, did I? 440 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,599 This all feels pretty coma‐y. 441 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,668 ‐ [grunts] No, it's real, bud. 442 00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,202 But I'm with you. 443 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,404 Lana, you really need to be more supportive 444 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,773 during this period of adjustment. 445 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:56,543 ‐ I am incredibly supportive! Right, Cyril? 446 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,811 Where the hell is Cyril? 447 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,746 ‐ [grunts] 448 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:03,517 [cries] I'll take care of you. 449 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,519 [crying] 450 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,420 ‐ Maybe he can take care of himself? 451 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,722 ‐ [scoffs] 452 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,456 He'd burn down the building making toast, 453 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,759 out of spite for having to make toast. 454 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,227 ‐ What about those Barry‐Bots? 455 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,796 Could Krieger reprogram one to valet? 456 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,898 ‐ Oh, definitely maybe. 457 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,702 ‐ A robot valet would cut down on bloodstains. 458 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:23,870 - I'll make the call. - Just FYI, 459 00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:25,772 that laser field is still very active. 460 00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:28,141 [lasers zapping] 461 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:31,311 ‐ My‐‐I know we don't say it anymore, but‐‐ 462 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,279 both: Sploosh. 463 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,657 ‐ [British accent] Apologies for my tardiness. 464 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,317 I volunteer at a lemur rehabilitation center 465 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,186 and it was my turn to rinse the tamarind leaves for snack time. 466 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,388 - It's fine. - Oh dear, your drink. 467 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,424 Allow me. [sniffs] 468 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,327 Black Manhattan was it, heavy on the Luxardo? 469 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,730 ‐ [sighs] Just so. 470 00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:52,432 ‐ You must be the tech. I must say, 471 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,536 I've never seen such a deadly laser in such a compact device. 472 00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,704 ‐ That's the compliment I never knew I wanted. 473 00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,774 - Can I call you dad? - You can call me Aleister, 474 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,643 if the position is still available. 475 00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:04,545 ‐ That all depends. 476 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,613 Pop quiz: Archer's got two broads at his place, 477 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,282 sisters, Only thing is, they don't know about each other, 478 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,552 and one is temporarily blind due to‐‐ 479 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,353 ‐ I keep his drink full, my mouth shut, 480 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,288 and the paramedic on speed dial. 481 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,590 ‐ Paramedic? 482 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,258 ‐ Veterinary paramedic. 483 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,926 No need to alert the authorities. 484 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,596 ‐ Hmm. He'll do. 485 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,532 ‐ More of them? Where are you guys coming from? 486 00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:27,267 [suspenseful music] 487 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,335 - [short circuiting] - Oh, perfect. 488 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,505 Better late than never inevitable double cross. 489 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,874 ‐ You were saying? 490 00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:38,311 ‐ I was saying... sorry for assuming a double cross 491 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,914 - that I guess isn't coming. - No, it wasn't. 492 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,883 ‐ Well, thanks for the hand. 493 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,619 - And the hand. - It's missing two fingers. 494 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,354 ‐ Yeah, it was already like that when I chopped it off. 495 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,623 Ready to finish this? 496 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:53,459 ♪ ♪ 497 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,495 ‐ Not that ready. 498 00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,864 ♪ ♪ 499 00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:00,734 [alarm blares then fades] 500 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,468 [electrical failure] 501 00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:03,570 ‐ [sighs] 502 00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,405 The virus uploaded. Just in time. 503 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,675 ‐ Really? Uh, I guess good mission, 504 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:12,312 - buddy. - No, great mission, bud. 505 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,480 [crumbling, thumping loudly] 506 00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:19,686 ♪ ♪ 507 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,822 ‐ What part of "we're done" is this, Lana? 508 00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:23,289 [gunshots] 509 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,325 ‐ Agh, the failsafe had a failsafe! 510 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,492 ‐ Well, that's just stupid. 511 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,295 ‐ [grunts] 512 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:31,865 You guys go. 513 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,701 Time for daddy to give baby a spanking. 514 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,270 No, I don't stand by that. Let me‐‐ 515 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,338 [grunts] 516 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:41,742 [gunshots] 517 00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,343 ‐ Cyril! 518 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,646 ‐ [crying] 519 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,283 ‐ Guys, this is really more of a distraction than, 520 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,318 like, a totally well thought out plan. 521 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,930 ‐ Lana, Barry can't handle this thing on his own. 522 00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:55,321 We need to help him. 523 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,423 ‐ No, we need to get out of here. 524 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,501 We accomplished the mission. 525 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,561 ‐ Wha‐‐an EMP grenade? 526 00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,596 ‐ Two robots. One boom. 527 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,566 - Are you kidding me? - Fine, you can throw it. 528 00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:07,801 ‐ All mission I've been waiting for a double cross, 529 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,670 and now you're gonna double cross Barry? 530 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,905 Lana: Hey, you said he was an evil cyborg, 531 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,516 and he's served his purpose which means‐‐ 532 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,784 Archer: Which means caring for him 533 00:21:14,808 --> 00:21:16,710 has become inconvenient, right? 534 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:20,747 And it's easier to move on to new slash much older things? 535 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,849 Barry: I think I've got a plan, but it's not great. 536 00:21:22,883 --> 00:21:24,918 ‐ It's not moving on to take care of yourself, 537 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,687 which is what I'm doing! 538 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,489 ‐ Taking care of yourself because Robert can't? 539 00:21:29,523 --> 00:21:30,757 Sexually, I mean. 540 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,392 Barry: Any other plan? 541 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,528 ‐ Robert and I have a very active sex life. 542 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,963 I'm sorry the world changed, and that must be hard, 543 00:21:36,997 --> 00:21:39,666 but it wasn't my job to lay weeping by your hospital bed. 544 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:42,468 I have a life, and I am very content! 545 00:21:42,503 --> 00:21:43,904 ‐ Oh, right, 546 00:21:43,937 --> 00:21:45,715 because all content people scream that they're content. 547 00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,708 Barry: Okay, just gonna do my plan. 548 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,714 Good‐bye, Barry. 549 00:21:54,848 --> 00:21:57,383 ‐ Barry! 550 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:06,760 You brave, beautiful cyborg. [cries] 551 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,428 ‐ I'm sorry, Archer. 552 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,996 I know you two connected this mission. 553 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:13,066 ‐ We really did. He was my friend. 554 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:16,069 Oh, God. Barry was my friend. 555 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:19,072 - This coma thing has been hard. - I'm here for you, Archer. 556 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,441 ‐ No thanks, Cyril. But look! 557 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:24,377 - Cyril, look! - Oh, man. 558 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:27,581 ‐ He did have a penis. And it was magnificent! 559 00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,750 Don't let your old man see this, right? 560 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,852 ‐ Just gonna let you have this one. 561 00:22:31,885 --> 00:22:34,888 ‐ Goodnight, mi amigo. 562 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:40,126 [crying] ♪ Estas son las mañanitas ♪ 563 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:44,130 ♪ Que cantaba el rey David ♪ 564 00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:48,401 ♪ Hoy por ser día de tu santo ♪ 565 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:52,138 ♪ te las cantamos a ti ♪ 566 00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:55,942 ‐ Aw. You did remember. 567 00:22:55,976 --> 00:22:58,178 ‐ Barry? How? 568 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:01,481 ‐ Uploaded my consciousness into another Barry 569 00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:02,883 right before the explosion. 570 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:05,185 - You can do that? - I guess so. 571 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,821 And hey, heard what you said about my penis. 572 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:10,724 - Thanks, bud. - I meant every word, pal. 573 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:14,060 It was‐‐wow. Really impressive. 574 00:23:14,094 --> 00:23:15,996 ‐ Huh. So you're basically unkillable? 575 00:23:16,029 --> 00:23:18,064 ‐ I am now, thanks to that virus. 576 00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:21,001 And in spite of all your efforts. 577 00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:22,769 ‐ What‐‐this? [nervously laughs] 578 00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:24,538 I mean‐‐ Cyril ordered me to bring it 579 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,439 - as, uh, as team leader. - Oh, come on! 580 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:29,209 ‐ Lana, it's fine. Barry doesn't hold a grudge. 581 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:32,212 But Other Barry‐‐well... 582 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,881 [sinister music] 583 00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:37,851 [both laughing] 584 00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:43,189 ‐ He hates you. 585 00:24:03,143 --> 00:24:06,012 ‐ Made in Georgia.